Zombie Ninja Pro-Am, the Best Bad Game Ever

Category: By ChuckSeven1
Since my last post was about a TV show video game, I thought I would mention my favorite TV show game ever, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am. For those of you that haven't heard of it before (what wasted lives), Aqua Teen Hunger Force is a cartoon about a milkshake, a thing of fries, and a meat "wad" living together who sort of call them selves detectives but only in a couple episodes. The game is similarly ridiculous.

Zombie Ninja Pro-Am combines (or at least attempts to combine) racing, golf, and combat. I find this whole game insanely hilarious myself, and if you like the show you're sure to love it too. If you don't like the show or haven't seen it, don't get your hopes up about this game. It is essentially an intentional attempt at the worst and dumbest video game ever.

The main structure of the game would have to be the golf part. You start by teeing off, but from then on the game make little or no sense at all and it's hilarious. After hitting your ball you have to fight your way to where it lands (that's the combat part, haha), encountering various bad guys from the TV series ranging from brownies monsters to 2 dimensional moon aliens. You have a really strange arsenal of things like a golf club, a sword, a shotgun, a guitar, and even a chainsaw. What I find especially amusing is that you can choose different thing from the arsenal to golf with too. So you can golf with a freaking sword if you so wish. Once you have finally fought and golfed you way to the green and you think its almost over, the game gets even more absurd. There is a boss at every green that you have to battle before you can putt. That twist really cracks me up and reminds you that this is no golf game that you're playing
Once you have golfed (or whatever you would call what I just described) the entire course, you get in your golf cart and race around the course. You have to make 3 "laps" around the course, which is done by going to various checkpoints in order. Sounds like this is a standard racing mode doesn't it? Well you have a bazooka a you shoot at the guys you are racing. Also, there are speed boosts and stuff that you can get. I like the other part of the game much better. The racing just doesn't feel as insane and pointless as the rest of the game does, and that is the part of Aqua Teen Hunger Force that I love, the sheer stupidity.

I never saw any commercials for this, which seems to be true of many of the things I talk about. However, if this sounds at all interesting to you and you happen upon a copy of it pick it up. But I would not pay very much for this game (at all). If you're like me Zombie Ninja Pro-Am will make you laugh your ass off and provide some great entertainment (though not for very long probably).
 

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