It appears I made a grievous error when creating my "How to get money (to waste on video games)" post. I left out one of the most ingenious and just utterly amazing ways to make money (well pay for things). I shall fix there error by adding an addendum to this list, ADDENDUM THETA. It has to be cool because it doesn't even have a real number, ITS A MOTHERFUCKING VARIABLE. That's right, it's not even some pansy variable like x, y, or those wannabe thetas (I'm looking at you epsilon). You know what's even cooler? Read ADDENDUM THETA in the Brawndo voice.

ADDENDUM THETA

θ. Use Spider Pictures as Currency

That's right, pay your debts in spiders. Are you man enough to do it? David Thorne sure as hell is. David Thorne payed his debts off with a drawing of a spider. Well he at least tried to, the employee on the receiving end of the spider picture was babbling on about not being able to except pictures or spiders as a form of currency. One would at first guess because the spider was a falsely advertised arachnid, with only 7 legs. But even after correcting this mistake by adding a leg, the employee wouldn't accept it as payment (What a bitch). The lesson here? If your going to pay in spiders, be careful the person your paying isn't a prick. Since I'm desperately in need of a good game, I intend on testing out real spiders and spider pictures, to see which is worth more.