Now if you're looking at the title and going "lolwut", that pretty much sums up this game. Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals (The Unofficial PETA version, meaning Taito didn't give them permission to use it's intellectual property), is a game made by PETA, where you "prepare" a thanksgiving dinner, in the same style as the Cooking Mama DS games. As you play this short flash game, you will go through different cooking tasks, and read through PETA advertisements trying to get you to go vegetarian.

Let's just ignore the PETA part and just treat this as a normal flash game for now. It's god awful. The controls are just horrible, you use your mouse to complete tasks like stirring food, defeathering the turkey, chopping off its head, ect. but this game style wasn't designed for this, it was designed for the fluid controls of the DS touch screen. Each task is incredibly vague too, half the time I couldn't even tell wtf I was supposed to do, as I fiddled around trying to move things that wouldn't move while the clock ticked down. The collision detection is atrocious. One of the tasks has you cracking eggs on the side of a bowl, HALF THE TIME THE EGGS GO THROUGH THE GOD DAMN BOWL. Overall, horrible game never ever ever play it.

Ok now let's add in the PETA part. Remember what I said up there about never playing the game? Ya, disregard that. This game is so hilariously out there, every single bit of PETA's scare tactics to make you go vegetarian just completely makes up for the sad excuse for a game. I really can't explain how ridiculous the game's images are (LOL BLEEDING EGGS ridiculous), so here's some pictures to go with that.


What, meaner than mama? All I did was turn on the oven.....I must have pushed the on button really hard or something. I'm sorry on button, I didn't mean to hurt you =(.


Yum, makes me hungry.


How did they get my secret recipe! I thought I was the only one who put arteries, turkey feathers, and bones in my gravy (it adds that extra kick to your mashed potatoes).


Ahh Thanksgiving dinner is complete, perfection.


I think this is even creepier than some of those Yume Nikki images.

In the end a poor game that makes me hope Taito sues PETA, but the whole "Let's scare them vegetarian" (I think the word for that is propaganda) thing makes up for it and will give you a few laughs. You can play it here.